LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE /// THIS OPENING WON'T LAST /// 18+ ONLY /// NOT A SATIRE /// PRIVATE PRACTICE /// DISMANTLE SELF-ESTEEM /// WORK 4 HOURS A DAY /// LIFE CHANGING INCOME /// LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE /// THIS OPENING WON'T LAST /// 18+ ONLY /// NOT A SATIRE /// PRIVATE PRACTICE /// DISMANTLE SELF-ESTEEM /// WORK 4 HOURS A DAY /// LIFE CHANGING INCOME ///

Job Opportunity: Personal Assistant

COUNTER COACH

Forget about work. What if your only role was to insult me over video call?

Apply Now Read The Warning

DISMOTIVATOR NEEDED

Are you ready to turn conventional motivation on its head? We are seeking sharp-witted, ruthless, and brutally honest individuals to become Personal Assistants specialized in Counter Coaching.

Unlike traditional coaches who uplift, you will become a DISMOTIVATOR. Your primary goal is to provide the necessary psychological anti-therapy to break down, criticize, and, yes, INSULT YOUR BOSS.

Notice

"I am looking for a personal assistant willing to implement counter coaching. No satirical or a test. Without this, I could not consider you."

Zero Experience Required

Seriously. Your natural cynicism is your greatest asset. We don't want your resume; we want your ruthlessness.

Key Responsibilities

Dismotivate Your Boss

Systematically dismantle the self-esteem and ambition of your designated "Boss" using cutting-edge psychological therapy.

Insult & Criticize

Craft and deliver highly personalized and effective insults to maximize client disengagement and low morale via video call.

Reverse Coaching

Employ strategies to prevent goal achievement, promote procrastination, and encourage general life apathy.

Ruthless Tasking

Provide psychological "dominatrix" tasks for your boss to accomplish over video call. You are in charge.

Required Specs

  • >>> AGE: Must be over 18. Non-negotiable.
  • >>> MINDSET: A strong desire to FIRE YOUR BOSS and embrace a work-life balance that includes only WORK 4 HOURS A DAY.
  • >>> PERSONALITY: Must be ready for "life-changing income" and possess a flair for dramatic, high-impact negativity.
  • >>> PRIVACY: Maintain a 100% private practice. Ensure discretion while delivering maximum emotional damage.
Satisfaction Guaranteed

$3 - $4 PER HOUR

EARN BY INSULTING YOUR BOSS

Unparalleled Job Satisfaction: The chance to get paid for doing what you've always wanted to do—tell your boss exactly what you think of them.

Join The Resistance

We are already watching. The channel is open.

Activation Protocol

Since we are already communicating via Google Chat, there is no need for forms. To confirm your acceptance of this anti-role, simply send the activation code below to the chat:

DISMOTIVATOR

By sending this code, you agree to the terms of psychological warfare. This is 100% private.
Limited spots available.